DRINKS FOR HER
If you get the opportunity, you should always ask a woman if you could buy her a drink. Not only will it be chivalrous and earn you vital brownie points, it will also give you the opportunity to see what drink she asks for, so you can perform a brief psycho-analysis of her personality.
A recent survey interviewed fifty bartenders and they were asked if they could identify a customer's personality on what drinks they ordered. Although interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. Here are the results with details of how best to approach the woman in question.
If she wants:
BEER
Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
COCKTAILS OR BLENDER DRINKS WITH UMBRELLA
Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
MIXED DRINKS - NO UMBRELLAS, GIN & TONIC / SCOTCH & SODA ETC
Personality: Mature, has picky taste, knows what she wants.
Approach: If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.
WATER
Personality: Pretentious and is looking for a serious relationship.
Approach: Don't.
WINE - (BOTTLED, NOT 4 LITRE CASK)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.
BACARDI BREEZER, ARCHERS COOLER, SMIRNOFF ICE ETC.
Personality: Easy. Thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually has no clue.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... and you're in.
CAPE VELVET
Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.
SHOTS AND SLAMMERS (TEQUILA, VODKA, AFTERSHOCK ETC.)
Personality: Hangs around with male work pals or looking to get drunk...and naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the pub. Nothing to do but wait...
Now to further whet your appetite - try drinks for him.
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