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   1. Chat Sites
   2. Dating Guide
   3. Dating Guide II
   4. Chat Up Lines
   5. Drinks For Her
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Dating Guide - Part Deux

To have success on your dating quest, you need to be up on the lingo. In this section you can read up on the written language and further your oral skills (maybe then, she will too)

ABBREVIATION NATION

Internet dating has seen the development of a new language. If you got a message saying "SWF ISO SWM, GSOH. WLTM F2F" would you know what the F was going on?

No, us neither. Here's what they all mean then:

A - Asian B - Black BI - Bisexual BTW - By the way D - Divorced DOB - Date of birth F2F - Face to face F - Female FYI - For your information G - Gay GSOH - Good sense of humour HWP - Height weight proportional ISO - In search of K - Okay LJBF - Let's just be friends LOL - Laugh(ing) out loud LS - Light smoker LTR - Long term relationship

M - Male MM - Marriage material MYOB - Mind your own business NBM - Never been married ND - Non drinker NS, N/S - Non smoker P - Professional ROFL - Rolling on the floor laughing S - Single SD - Social drinker TLC - Tender loving care W - White W/ - With Wi - Widowed WLTM - Would like to meet W/O - Without YO - Years old YOA - Years of age

Note - The usual sequence for a quick description is 'status, race, sex' - for example, SWF for single white female.

Easy once you get the hang of it...

CHAT UP LINES

We've spent many an hour on the pull practising these. We got slapped in the face, kicked in the nuts and had drinks poured over us, all to bring you the top ten chat-up lines:

1. Your eyes are like spanners... every time you look at me my nuts tighten.

2. Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the headboard.

3. Nice tits, what's your name?

4. Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise cocks!

5. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

6. The word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

7. Is that a ladder in your tights? Or is it the stairway to heaven?

8. Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilised?

9. All those curves, and me with no brakes.

10. Are those pants from outer space? Your ass is out of this world.

swot

- To study hard, especially for an examination.

 Your brain doesn't know what it cannot do until you tell it. 

Anon

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