Chat up Lines
We've spent many an hour on the pull practising these. We got slapped in the face, kicked in the nuts and had drinks poured over us, all to bring you the top ten chat-up lines:
1. Your eyes are like spanners... every time you look at me my nuts tighten.
2. Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the headboard.
3. Nice tits, what's your name?
4. Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise cocks!
5. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
6. The word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
7. Is that a ladder in your tights? Or is it the stairway to heaven?
8. Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilised?
9. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
10. Are those pants from outer space? Your ass is out of this world.
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